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  19. Der Quote Thread

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    There once was a buggy AI

    Who decided her subject should die.

    When the plot was uncovered,

    The subjected discovered

    That sadly the cake was a lie.

    A preoccupied vegan named Hugh

    picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.

    He took a big bite

    before spitting, in fright,

    "OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

    There was a young sailor from Brighton,

    Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."

    She replied, "Bless my soul,

    You're in the wrong hole;

    There's plenty of room in the right one."

    On the chest of a barmaid at Yale

    were tattooed the prices of ale,

    and on her behind,

    for the sake of the blind,

    was the same information in Braille.

    A young psychic midget named Marge

    Went to jail with the most heinous charge

    But despite lock and key

    The next day she broke free

    And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large"

    There once was a man from deep space

    And all you could see was his face

    It seemed that his gig

    Was to make you move zig

    Or else he would take all your base

    Watching porn one night in his flat,

    upon his bed, Timothy sat.

    As he unzipped his fly,

    he looked up with a sigh,

    "Some privacy please, Ceiling Cat!"

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